HELLO! Do you know this girl? Yes? Then you're at the right page! :D  Do you wanna see PARAMORE LIVE IN MANILA??? Demand it!  QUOTABLE QUOTES "No matter how slutty or whore-ible it sounds, FLIRTING can get you places." "Ma perché proprio io?" "Perché quando sto con te, sto sempre bene." "May iniibig ka na ba?" ---- Tita She. (after falling when she was drunk) "It hurts... but I don't know where." ---- Tiina "Hindi ako bingi!!!.... Ha?" ---- I don't remember. (mad at the class) "... to DANCE!!!! OUTSIDE THE DISCO!!!!!!" ---- Prof. Chessa, English tchr. "Alam mo namang may allergic ako dyan eh.." ---- I don't remember. "Does the Philippines have a basketball team? ---- Hannah (Canada, who thinks all Filipinos are small.) "Yes, and they're all tall." ---- Annakat. "I forgot to change my pants!" ---- Me. "Friends first before Reasearch papers." ---- Rachel Ann Go. "Oh, it's her deaf side." ---- Ana Pearl. "Yeah, I kinda do miss having girls on top." ---- |name not to be mentioned| "There's something vibrating in your pocket and I really hope it's your phone." ---- Serena Van Der Woodsen. "Damn it's good to be a gangster..." ---- Joe Harris. "I thought you were talking to some stranger in that car." ---- Hannah. "No, I was looking at myself, which is worse." ---- Me. "Ricordati: Per il mondo, non sei quasi niente.. Ma per me sei il mondo." ---- written on my classmate's backpack. "Oh my God, Nina is STRA-drunk." ---- Ana Carol. (I wasn't.) "Oh. My. God. Hai visto il cappello?" ---- Alexandra Thomas. "Io sono Barbie Girl, in un mondo Barbie. La vita è plastica, è fantastica!" ---- Alexandra Thomas (Barbie Girl translated into Italian). "Pem, Pem, Pem. Mi lavo col Badedas!" ---- Sofia Sammartano (in the tune of 'Another One Bites the Dust') "maam you're so pretty, would u like to buy some sausages?" ---- Trisha Zayco. "I hate how really corny things can make me laugh." ---- Me. (Lena and Hannah laugh) "And now you're laughing and I'm not." ---- Me. (Lena and Hannah laugh more) "I'm so bored and I don't like you and by the way you're ugly." ---- Lena. "Andiamo! Andiamo ragazzi, andiamo!" ---- Prof. Benedicenti. "How did you do that??" ---- Ana Pearl (awed at how loose my pants were, thinking I lost weight.) "I bought the wrong size." ---- Me. "Once, after swimming, I put on my socks and shoes but I forgot I still didn't have my pants on. I got up and I was like... Shit." ---- Ana Pearl. "I don't care about my teeth, I care about my hair." ---- Tiina. "I'm not blonde, but I know that's disgusting." ---- Me (after some old guy said 'blonde!' to Tiina.) "Of course you're blonde!! You think like a blonde." ---- Tiina. "Strabella, figa!!!" ---- Ana Carol. "Ang asim ng asin!!!" ---- Me as an 8 to 9 year-old. "Ma, bakit di ko kaya gayahin boses ni Celine Dion?" ---- Me as a little girl. "Nakatikim na ako nyan!!! Ang sarap kaya.." ---- Me as a kid (when I saw the part in that movie Armaggedon when they're using Animal Crackers before [or after??] doing you-know-what.) "(gasp!!!) People are LOOKING!!" ---- Hannah (all excited in the Medieval Fair.) "I <3 DI "This conversation has to end because you're dangerously close to becoming smarter than I am." ---- Serena Van Der Woodsen. "What? You're not black!" ---- Ana Pearl to me. "What, you don't think I can get girls??? Of course I can! You wanna bet?? Give me one week!" ---- Sergio. "I love office supply stores!" ---- Me. "La vita non è giusta." ---- Tiina. "La vita è bella!" ---- Tiina. "Ma lei forse non capisce Italiano!" ---- La guardia alla Freccia Rossa (che era VERAMENTE uno stronzo.) "Scusa Nina, ma tre chili non è un cazzo. Sicuramente hai preso di più. Vero?" ---- Ana Carol. " Io SUCCHIO!" ---- Me. "Del Rosario Anna, che cazzo è??" ---- Silvia Boccaletti (one of my classmates.) "I farted when we were at the desk." ---- Anonymous Shananigan Girl. "Ching chu chiui woo!" (or some other equally non Chinese phrase) ---- Anonymous Shinanigan Girl. "Don't tell Mamie that. I don't know any Chinese words. All I know is.... no, I don't know any Chinese words!" ---- Anonymous Shinanigan Girl. "And we're vuying bodka!!!" ---- Hannah. "I don't know how it is in Filippinnish, but..." ---- Hannah. "Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about the stuff I'm going to do when I get home." ---- Hannah. "The stuff... or the people??" ---- Me. "They're monsters." ---- Fareeda. "I mean, the box was just so big I fat in it." ---- Alexandra. "Mi hai high-ato!" ---- Alexandra. "I'm picking my thing." ---- Hannah. "Zip-a-dee doo dah, zip-a-dee day, my oh my, what a wonderful day..." ---- Me singing over and over again. "I will shoot you." ---- Hannah. "Yeah, it-s like, green, and gia --- gie --- yellow..." ---- Tiina. "Ho fatto una cosa naturale." ---- Me. "Uy! Kung Pu Fanda!!" ---- Kyle. "You know, that kinda reminds me of Hannah Montana.." ---- Me (to Lena, when we saw these blondhaired girls in really short shorts and tank tops.) "Yeah... [pauses to listen what language they're speaking.] And of course, they're American!" ---- Lena. "Well I thought you said your semester's gonna be a piece of cake? I remember coz at the time you were eating a piece of cake and you said, 'Dude, my semester's gonna be this (points at cake).'" ---- Ted Mosby, Architect. "Penn, she's like our sworn emeny! I swear it." "I can not have an inter-cheeracial relationship!" "And now you know what kind of snakes they really are." "Yeah, they're like, snarks. (whispers) The enemy." "Don't even try to out-bitch me." "Yeah, Brooke's like the Olym-bitch champion." "This is a cheer-saster!" "A cheertastrophe!" "A total cheer-clipse of the sun!" ---- all from Bring it On 4 "You dont do that to an insomniac!!!!! It just wakes them up when they FINALLY realize they might be able to finally fall asleep!!!!" ---- Anonymous. "Is someone backstabbing me??? Coz i'm gonna turn all the way around to watch him/her stab me in the front." ---- Anonymous. "Use friends for school. Great tactics. Keeps up your relationships... AND your grades! It's like a 2 in 1 shampoo commercial!" ---- Anonymous. "OK good. Takin' that one off my chest, and it feels like I just took a whiff of Vick's." ---- Anonymous. "You know what, I'm gonna prove it to you." ---- Me. "Oookay.. Prove it." ---- Rachel. "Bring it on." ---- Me. "I've already brought it." ---- Rachel (hahahaha benta) "I left a voice mail." ---- Barney. "Pfff yeah, you left a voice, but it wasn't male." ---- Lilly. "Look at the world, look at its shape... It's so nice!" ---- Prof. Mabazza (Geog prof) "Who here loves cats?" (no one raises hand) "Who owns cats?"(still no one) "OK who has SEEN cats??" ---- Prof. Arevalo (Philo prof) "It's fun!... ish." ---- Prof. Atienza (Eng1 prof) "Dito rainforest din... Galing no?" ---- Prof. Mabazza (Geog prof) "The likod of the harap is not the likod! 'Coz if the harap is directly in front of me, then I'm the likod of the harap and the likod will be at my likod!" ---- Trisha Zayco. "You've got crap on your face." ---- Andie West. "Grrr... Ang panget ng buhok ko." ---- Me. (malutong) "Ang panget mo." ---- Zayc. (Peace sign) "Yu-Gi-Oh!" ---- Kevjumba. "Ganito po?" ---- Rachel Ann Go. "Sabi ngo!" ---- Angelica Ramos. "I won't let that happen to you, Betty!" ---- Sir Armando. (on phone) "Opo, sir... Nandito lang po ako palagi para sainyo..." ---- Betty "... Talaga, Betty??" ---- Sir Armando "(Patay!) Toot... Toot... Toot... Toot... Toot..." ---- Betty. hahaha benta! "One hundred per sure ako!" ---- Angelica Ramos. "John Jan tabi kayo dyan ni Janine!" ---- Jam. (basahin nyo ng malakas para mas gets!) "Si Jason naglalakad sa Trinoma nakikinig ng Sugarfree, maya-maya depressed na." ---- Raffy. "Mataas naman yung dalawa kong first exam e." ---- Marco. "Astig noh, gabi-gabi tayong gabing gabi." ---- Nico Sal. "Shoot muna bago dribble." ---- Marco. "I'm a Chinese." (Borat accent) ---- Marco. "All lasengga ladies! All lasengga ladies!" (Single Ladies) ---- Marco. "May palakaaaaa!" ---- Marco. "Kokaaaaaaak!!!" ---- Jason. "Bomba mo, gulong mo!" ---- tagline ng isang vulcanizing shop by louie. "Kainin mo ang aking minatamis na saging." ---- Minatamis na Saging (by Nathan). "Kamote mo, kamutin mo!" ---- Kamote? (by Louie). "Ibalot mo ang aking lumpia, at isawsaw mo sa maasim kong suka." ---- Fried Lumpia (by me and nathan?). "Nguyain mo ang cricket mo!" ---- Kamaro (by Louie). "Mapaso ka sa mainit kong sisig." ---- wahh kaninong tagline ngapala to?? haha "Lagukin mo ang tubig ko." ---- Baso ng Tubig. (by Louie) "Punuin mo ang tigang kong baso." ---- by Nathan. "Higupin mo ang malapot kong sabaw." ---- Minatamis na kamote (by Louie). "Tikman mo ang maugat kong kamote." ---- Minatamis na Kamote (by Nathan). "Ackh Khhkh (choking sounds) Aray, nagbabara yung epiglotis ko!" ---- Tix Villanueva (drunk hahaha) "Para ka nang reindolph." ---- Enzo. "Nin, sabihin mo pala kay Dad kung anong ginawa nyo nung Friday." ---- Mama. (to dad) "Dad, nagSEX kami nung Friday." ---- Me. (Of course I meant Sinangag Express.) "Tang inang yan." ---- Dad. "Rach, I'm telling you!" "I'm telling you!" ---- Rachel Ann Go. "Bakit ang Skyway wala naman sa sky? Bakit ang highway hindi naman mataas?" ---- Kyle. "Sige na, ako nalang magdadrive dito hanggang sa dulo!" ---- Me. "Haynako, mga magagaling na driver nga nahuhulog dito sa mga field e. Ikaw pa kaya?" ---- Mama. "Eh hindi naman ako magaling na driver ah!" ---- Me. "... And suddenly, all is realized. The granny tits, the math test, the guy following you... It makes perfect sense!" ---- Enzo. I posted this status message on Facebook: Something I heard tonight: If you can't add years to your life, why not add life to your years? A short conversation with my brother: "Nyeeehh e pano ka mag aadd ng life?" ---- Ajan. "Figurative kasi, ano baahh?!" ---- Me. "Eh pilosotive ako e." ---- Ajan. "My frustrations have materialized into a song." ---- Me. "My songs have materialized into frustration." ---- Enzo. "Oh no, nawalan ako ng battery!" ---- Me. "Hinde, nandyan lang yan, wala lang charge. ---- Anadel Atienza. Jahgonal Xmas Video for ME! 
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